• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

trust:

my love life is like the f13 button on your keyboard

(via shutup-and-fuck-me)

• me: does 5 situps
• me: where are my abs

laughingstation:

how much does a hipster weigh?

an instagram

　

(Source: gamurgirl, via blackandbluerainbow)

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

(Source: hans--moleman, via blackandbluerainbow)